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|Golf #P948 Old Head - in my hand [or any saying] [3 sizes ] click for details
$24.99$19.99 On Sale!
In My Hand I Hold A Ball,
White And Dimpled, Rather Small.
Oh, How Bland It Does Appear,
This Harmless Looking Little Sphere.
By It's Size I Could Not Guess,
The Awesome Strength It Does Possess.
But Since I Fell Beneath Its Spell,
I've Wandered Through The Fires Of Hell.
My Life Has Not Been Quite The Same,
Since I Chose To Play This Stupid Game.
It Rules My Mind For Hours On End,
A Fortune It Has Made Me Spend.
It Has Made Me Yell, Curse And Cry,
I Hate Myself And Want To Die.
It Promises A Thing Called Par,
If I Can Hit It Straight And Far.
To Master Such A Tiny Ball,
Should Not Be Very Hard At All.
But My Desires The Ball Refuses,
And Does Exactly As It Chooses.
It Hooks And Slices, Dribbles And Dies,
And Even Disappears Before My Eyes.
Often It Will Have A Whim,
To Hit A Tree Or ! Take A Swim.
With Miles Of Grass On Which To Land,
It Finds A Tiny Patch Of Sand.
Then Has Me Offering Up My Soul,
If Only It Would Find The Hole.
It's Made Me Whimper Like A Pup,
And Swear That I Will Give It Up.
And Take To Drink To Ease My Sorrow,
But The Ball Knows ... I'll Be Back Tomorrow
#P948 [or any saying]
|Available in 3 sizes, 4 frame choices
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FAQ [Frequently Asked Questions]
|Is the Personalization part the blessing or on the mat?
||Personalization is part of the blessing itself so it fits like a glove.
|Does the Personalization match the blessing or does it look out of place?
||exact match on all except [#160 and #281]
|How many days longer will it take than non personalization?
||All our Blessings are made to order Same day fast!
|What size, price choices do I have?
||3 sizes, [small 19.99] [medium 31.99] [large 39.99]
|What frame choices do I have?
||4 Highest quality [click here]
|Is it a great value?
|How is the quality?
||Highest [We are in 250 of the best Specialty Shops in North America]
|Is it SHIPPED FREE?
||Yes, saving you between $4.00 and $7.00
|Is there a FREE GIFT?
||Yes, $3.99 value
|How is the customer service?
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Ethan my youngest Grandson and "Angel" our vigilant watch dog.